What used to be as straightforward as putting out a trailer or two has now turned into a complicated belly dance of teasers, teaser trailers, teasers for the teaser trailers, shadowy posters and outlines, cryptic stuff posted on unlisted websites and long, convoluted arguments among fanbases about seeing the latest Sonic incarnation’s left elbow hair. Maybe I just need to play something with more kittens in it.Video game releases have evolved in the past few decades, big-time. But it’s not Charlie Chaplin that springs to mind when I’m pummeling another Voyas or when one of them spawns in and tries to murder me with its laser breath in Atomic Heart. No one has a monopoly on little mustaches, as the late Charlie Chaplin (and Blakey) could attest. But given the situation between Mundfish and Russia, you never know. Her hairstyle isn’t exactly unique - even Star Wars’ Princess Leia was rocking a similar hairdo at one point. It’s also been suggested that the Twins, the game’s ballerina robots, are inspired by Ukranian politician and former prime minister Yulia Tymoshenko. I don’t care how frequently you vomit laser beams I can’t take you seriously with that facial hair.Īm I reading too much into Atomic Heart’s lab bots? Maybe. Likewise, when the upgraded Voyas smashed through a wall, I wasn’t quaking in terror, because of that round head with its stupid mustache.
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